The Crusty Stuff

Having dinner the other night, my wife says, "This is some good bread." You see, that is how she decides if a restaurant is any good or not. Not the service or how well they cook a steak. The bread. That free stuff every table.

So I ask, "Who has the best bread?"

"Well", she starts, "The Old Band had good bread. Not the stuff they have now, but the old bread. That was some good bread."

"Where else?"

"That Italian restaurant in Bloomington you really liked. The one that but the bread over the candle."

"Uh, Grisanti's?"

"Yeah, that place. Oh, Texas Roadhouse has some great bread. Well, maybe it is just their butter."

"Hmmm", I said. "I figured you would have said some other restaurants."

"Like where? What are your favorites?"

"Well you are always saying how great Dats bread is."

"Oooh, that IS some good bread, and Yats is even better. Their crust is crispier. I like that. That is probably me favorite bread. Where else?"

"St. Elmo's" I said.

"I don't remember."

"Trust me, that was some great bread. I also like Zydeco's baguettes."

"Yeah, but Dats is the best."