IDK when it comes to texting ... LOL
I do not text. E-mails are my genre. However, there are millions of people who twitter and tweet messages.
Some people are obsessive/compulsive about texting waiting for responses and texting again and checking for responses ad nauseam. The message is limited to about 140 characters so a myriad of abbreviations have been developed to conserve space.
Not to be outdone by the young folk and to show they are "with it," many Geezers, Curmudgeons and AARP Grenadiers are becoming technologically literate and they too have swooned under the spell of technology and have begun texting.
Since I do not text my contribution is lexicon of terms.
ABJ -- achy breaky joints
ADA -- another doctor appointment
AOTC -- asleep on the couch
AWCU -- always wear clean underwear or carry a pair with you
BAW -- bald as a watermelon
BFF -- best friend farted
BP -- blood pressure
BPP -- bladder protection pad
CCC -- chocolate chip cookies
CFMG -- can't find my glasses
CHY -- can't hear you
DFTD -- don't forget the Depends
DQL - Dairy Queen later
EAP -- easy as pie
EMF -- eat more fiber
FHR -- fingernails have ridges
FSNT -- fix soup no teeth
GENTS -- guys engaged in nothing too strenuous
HBP -- high blood pressure
HE -- hairy ears
HYSMC -- have you seen my cellphone
HYSMG -- have you seen my glasses
HYSMK -- have you seen my keys
IDGI -- I don't get it
ImmMFTFDR -- I'm fixing my favorite thing for dinner -- reservations
IGG -- I've got gas
ITOITACY -- I'll think of it tomorrow and call you
IMM -- in my mind
INAP -- I need a prunectomy
LDEB -- let's do the early bird dinner
LMAKK -- let's meet at Krispy Kreme
LOL -- little old ladies
MDDF -- my dentures don't fit
MHAQ -- my hearing aid quit
MKIKM -- my back is killing me
MRAS -- my reflexes are shot
NEBBC -- never eat beans before church
NT -- nap time
NTAF -- never trust a fart
OMKH -- ouch my knees hurt
OR -- organ recital -- discussion of operations and ailments
PHYG -- prunes help you go
PSS -- pretty much same-o same-o
SAP -- say again please
SMS -- stained my shorts
TAJ -- teeth in a jar
TB -- tired blood; tired bones; tired body
TCBR -- that can't be right
TITD -- tomorrow is trash day
TLCR -- type larger can't read
TTTEH -- time to trim ear hair
TTTU -- turn the TV up
TWIH -- this wig is hot
TWIT -- This way is trouble
TWITA -- that's what I am talking about
TYP -- take your pills
WEO -- we're eating out
WLD -- when lying down
WOOT -- watch out old timer
YAO -- you're another one
Texting seniors are welcomed to use any of my orthographic creations to communicate at no charge. Youngsters are required to send me 50 cents each time they use one.
Larry grew up North of Calvertville on a farm and graduated from Worthington High School and Indiana State University. He can be reached at Goosecrick@aol.com or 317-839-7656. Write him at 6860 Sunrise Drive, Plainfield, Ind., 46168. He has written five books. Contact him to purchase them.
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