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I Matriculated to USMA

Posted Sunday, June 8, 2008, at 2:42 PM

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Dino Roasted, I Got Toasted and the Roasts were Toast
A week after playing golf with an old Purdue QB, Bernie Allen, I was privileged to tough out a Sunday morning with three of my favorite people, Bill, Dale, and Woody. You just can't hardly beat a morning with those gentlemen. We managed to tie on the first 6 and last 6, but we got beat on the scorecard tiebreakers on both sixes and didn't win a dime. Billy brought out an old Purdue saying on number 6 that I loved. It actually came from an old Kansas City Chiefs video of Hank Stram telling his team to move the ball, only he used the word matriculate. "Let's matriculate the ball down the field, boys." Hank earned seven letters while at Purdue in baseball and football and was later inducted into the pro football Hall of Fame, as the Head Coach of the Kansas City Chiefs. Billy just matriculated that ball down the fairway…believe me the man is a magician.

But…the word matriculate struck me as strange, as it did years ago when we heard it from Hank Stram in the famous video. Matriculate means to enroll in a college or admit a student by enrolling his name on a register. Although we have no idea what Hank was referring to, we do know that Billy enrolled that golf ball into a school of higher education, just by hitting that sphere with his naturally talented swing. That's just Billy being Billy, the professor of golf shots.

I have had a wonderful weekend and it has been due to my family and friends, who I would like to thank at this time. My eldest daughter Megan and her significant other, Patrick (a truly wonderful guy) came home from Virginia Thursday and took me out to eat for my birthday (it was last Sunday and I am now 55). KD and Shari Hostetter, two of my favorite people, joined us for the meal at the Pepperoni Grill (my favorite place to eat) and we had a whale of a time. My eldest son, Matthew was stuck in Fredericksburg, Maryland on business so he and Mel couldn't join us, but they were there in spirit. The next evening, my youngest daughter, Kayla Dee, Debra and my No. 1 grandson, Aden, took me back to the same place and we had a wonderful time. I followed those two evenings with a wonderful Saturday of playing with Aden all day. He is very special to me in many ways, not just as a grandchild, but as a memory. I can play with him all day and I can't even begin to tell you how many times the memories come back from playing with Matt when he was that small (and if you've seen him lately, that would be several days ago). Aden wears me out, but I love playing with him and I love the memories. My No. 2 son, Jay and his significant other, Rebekah, left Thursday, moving to Nashville, TN. I am one of the luckiest people on the face of the earth to have such great kids and I am so looking forward to my first trip to visit my kids in Nashville.

Megan and Patrick got me some of the videos of the old Dean Martin Roasts for Christmas. Evidently, the purchase of these videos through the internet from some unsavory characters resulted in a questionable poor quality gift with an unreasonable and unseasonable delivery schedule. I got those Thursday evening (this week) after a…six month wait…but Christmas is not about receiving gifts anyway, right? Opening that present was pretty neat, as you can see from the picture above, when it kind of fell apart. Just be careful what you buy on the internet. Thanks again Patrick and Megan, I'm sure I'll get years of enjoyment out of Old Dino and we are going to watch it every time you come over in the future.

My Dad told me years ago that you'll definitely go through some rough times financially in your life, unless you are extremely lucky, but if you have a good family there's no reason to complain about anything. Even though I think Purdue is a great school, I am prejudiced about my alma mater, and my going there came about all because of my Dad. I had never even heard about West Point until he told me that I should go there. He arranged it all and I was fortunate that Congressman John Myers was nice enough to grace me with an appointment to the Academy. When I asked Dad years later just why he did that, I expected to hear something about the fact that the education was paid for and it would save him all that money, but I didn't hear that at all. He told me one day when we were fishing that I was too much like him and if I was put into a college environment, I'd never make it. He said that just like him, I had too much party in me to make it through the first year. He may have been the smartest man that I've ever met.

I thought a lot about this when "minermama" made a comment about her Dad not being here anymore. A lot of us have lost parents over the years and I lost my Dad back in 2001, but he still remains with me in my mind. Happy Father's Day Dad.


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Had a fine time today with my buddies.The matriculation of the golf ball was spotty at best,but the fun lasted 18 holes.I hope every dad has a happy Fathers Day.Iknow the people of central Indiana will overcome the recent weather problems.

-- Posted by ACE14/1990 on Sun, Jun 8, 2008, at 3:28 PM

do I take it that matriculate has something to do with schollarly work?... LOL

those of us that Matriculated at the school of elephants east of Terre Haute might fit that too! :)

-- Posted by silerCityDude on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 3:43 PM

silerCityDude: you must be a fellow alum from the Fightin' Engineers of Dear Old Rose (the sweetest flower that grows!). Class of '74. Then back to Rose from '82-'85 to teach U. S. Military History. Hopefully you are putting your degree to better use than I did.

Matriculate surely comes from the same root word as matrix (plural: matrices), a good, solid mathematical term that my 8th grade Algebra students would recognize (well, at least some of them).

-- Posted by Chris&Jeremy'sDad on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 4:57 PM

I was 'sir'. LOL I was there when you arived; and left just before you did.

I have actually been paid a grand total of $180 becaues I have that diploma.. sadly my class of Rose was one that didnt make 90% placed.. I beeing a Farmer had work waiting IF no one elese wanted me...

Probably my best subject at Rose was Military History! Though you were not the instructor I had i had Cpt Koch, with Maj Gibson for Leadership.

-- Posted by silerCityDude on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 8:25 PM

sCD: I still swap Xmas cards with Steve Gibson (he runs a JROTC program in Shreveport, LA) and just recently had lunch with Jim Hocker, who came to Rose the same time as me.

My father-in-law and brother-in-law are both farmers in Boone County, IN, a tough and honorable vocation.

-- Posted by Chris&Jeremy'sDad on Mon, Jun 9, 2008, at 8:52 PM

:) I liked ltCol Steve as he was when I got out. At homecoming freshman year he came to me and said if he got the duce and a half for the railroad ties could I drive it---- BOY did I want to! LOL he wasn't able to "barrow" one and I had corn to pick so I left... I didnt get to help work on the bonfire (darn lol)

Well you know we get the label Dumb Farmers for a reason... if we were really smart we wouldn't be doing what we try to do-but when thats your calling.. you have to..

-- Posted by silerCityDude on Tue, Jun 10, 2008, at 11:09 PM

Hank had some wonderful football teams, and they played against Lamonica and Stabler's Raiders. Len Dawson wasn't mentioned here, but he was a General, and I think he was Purdue. I never really watched football after high school.

I lost my Dad 11 days after the attack to a heart attack. I didn't pick the phone up, but when you can hear the yelling from across the kitchen you know the score. He'd been out cutting firewood with best friends and a Grandson who was a fireman, and the kid missed the signs, which were sublte but signifigant. So he made it home, and was playing with the dog when he died. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what he wanted. It was one of my sisters rescues, and that dog loved him.

The only conversation I had with him after the attack was about 4 days prior, because I was basically gone for the week prior. He was a mechanical engineer and he was trying to explain to me how the towers were built and what made them so easy to drop once it got hot. He was sitting in that lazyboy recliner, and he didn't look good. I wrote it off because he was talking about something akin to Pearl Harbor, so I missed it coming too. There was nothing I ever saw that he could not do mechanically, but that wasn't the big thing. The big thing was that he left 4 children that were assets. So happy Fathers Day, Dad.

No flooding here; he found this house for us so there's never been a problem. The wife matriculated over to Volkswagen the other day so now I'm broke, but hey, you can shift it from the steering wheel like an F-1 car.

-- Posted by M Boyd on Wed, Jun 11, 2008, at 4:07 AM

"...but he still remains with me in my mind." And I personally believe also in spirit, Mr. Simmons.

My Dad, who thankfully is still alive and kicking at the ripe old age of 94, told me when I was a young man (boy really) at the age of about 15 or 16, that ".. society, rightly or wrongly, holds the man accountable for the fate of his family, so if you (a man) must take the credit, or the blame, then go ahead and take the lead."

And on the subject of becoming a man, I didn't matriculate to manhood till I was 42 years old. Dad had fallen on some ice outside the backdoor of the old farmhouse which shattered his right femur. Miraculously he made a full recovery, though his right leg is now 4 inches shorter than his left. But during his recovery, after he returned home, my brothers and sisters and I would take shifts in giving him 24 hour care. Well, one particular day I walked in the door to begin my shift to care for good ol' Dad to find out Dad wanted/needed to have an enema. So being the good son that I was trying to be, I offered to help ol' Dad out. So into the bathroom I went to find the man sitting on the toilet ready for help. Following his instructions I filled the enema bottle with warm water, helped him stand, then proceeded to begin the, ahem, procedure. My first thought was "Damn, he sure has a smooth butt for an 88 year man." Then I proceeded to open his cheeks, insert enema bottle and then yelled (he wears a hearing aid) to Dad "Okay Dad get ready to hold tight." After all the water was squeezed out I pulled it out and helped him sit down on the toilet. Immediately he yelled " Now get out! Get out!" Poor fellow...the indignity of it all. Well, after I washed up a smile came over my face and I thought "Today I am a man."

The old fart still lives by himself in the farmhouse that he built himself off of a gravel road up in Madison county.

Sunday we're driving up for a BBQ Father's Day party, and I'm looking forward to that very much.

Here's to ya Dad.

-- Posted by hopeanddust on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 10:17 AM

Very nicely put hopeanddust.......Your dad is very lucky to have you as a son.....

-- Posted by Sweet*Sassy on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 11:55 AM

Not knowing the mail people around you, I wonder how you get mail. I was upset to get your birthday card back this week.

I ordered those Dino tapes a few years ago and had no trouble getting them.

You do have a wonderful family. Reminds me of the bunch I have.

Florida Mom

-- Posted by JoniBl on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 12:50 PM

I could never repay all the things my dad did for me. And I use to tell him that all the time. He always told me "just do the same for your kids and thats payment enough"

I Lost dad one week after fathers day in 1985

-- Posted by dmcnabb on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 7:19 PM

I am daly thankful Dad is still around: he likes to talk on the phone so I let him :)

well anyway --- I am thankful very thankful

-- Posted by silerCityDude on Thu, Jun 12, 2008, at 10:42 PM

Thanks Sweet*Sassy & B ball fan, those were very kind words to give.

I wish both of you and yours the very best.

Funny how this forum can connect people..

This is way off subject/thread (not that I know what the subject/thread is?), but for some reason, maybe the weather?, your mention of Bob Dylan put the song "Lenny Bruce" in my head. Which by the way, is in the top five of my favorite Dylan songs. Not sure why I am even mentioning this? Nope. I don't really know. Maybe it's that connection thing?

On second thought, maybe it's that time warp thing? That long minute in the Yellow Submarine...you remember how Bob rode with Lenny in a Taxi once? He said it was just for a mile and a half, but it felt like a couple of months? Yes, that's it.

I was sitting out in front of the Grill about a week ago with Nancy...enjoying another beautiful evening in the sleepy little town of Bloomfield. Nancy and I looked at the clock on the patio and it was 15 minutes to 9:00. I commented to Nancy how nice the evening was...then one of the girls came out to turn off the open sign. I asked "What are you doing?" "We have another 15 minutes before we close." The girl looked at me like I was crazy and said" What are you talking about?-it's 9:00!" Nancy and I looked at the clock-and it was 9:00! We then looked at each other in disbelief...

It was some kind of time warp that we both shared.

Hope that's what happens to us...to those who have lost a father or loved one, suddenly one moment we will look up and there they will be, and the months and years that have passed will seem like only a moment.

Oh well. Happy Father's Day to everyone!

-- Posted by hopeanddust on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 10:06 AM

I forgot to thank you too, minermamma.

Thank you and the very best to you as well.

-- Posted by hopeanddust on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 10:17 AM

Ever read the book Cold Mountain? In it Inman, a civil war soldier on his long,perilous trek home from the fighting, encounters the "Goatwoman", an old lady who lived by herself in the mountains with a herd of goats. She offers him refuge for a few weeks due to a previous misfortune that left him injured. During that stay the Goatwoman says to Inman at one point after be begins to open up to her a bit: "We don't hold onto the particulars of pain the way we do bliss. It's the way God made us, a sign of His care for us."

I'm thinking now that that maybe is another example of the time warp thing...I don't know. Maybe not.

-- Posted by hopeanddust on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 12:40 PM

sims,

happy belated birthday and happy father's day.

i was looking up an article the other day and there you were, since then i have read many of the blogs. thanks for the smiles.

i would like for you to tell us about your dad's

train collection. i'll be watching for that story.

-- Posted by county gal on Fri, Jun 13, 2008, at 6:03 PM

I think that I've been in a time warp all of my life. I must have been when it came to my Dad's train collection. county gal you may have to refresh my memory on that one. He worked on the RR for 44 years, but I don't ever remember a collection that he had. You can reach me at mr.sims at comcast dot net.

Steven Wright once said that he had the world's largest collection of sea shells and he kept them on the beaches of the world. I once tried to collect worms of varying lengths, but they all would wither away and keep shriveling up on me. I could never keep accurate measurements.

Here's to hoping it doesn't rain again today. I've started noticing some webs growing between my toes lately and I'm concerned now that I have dishpan scalp.

-- Posted by simmons on Sat, Jun 14, 2008, at 6:20 AM

Now I'm thinking of Neil Diamond's "Done too soon"...

What's so wrong about using songs to share lessons and ideas?...they're just poetry with musical backing afterall.

Yup,living in the now without prejudice. Savoring every delicious moment...for it's all done too soon.

-- Posted by hopeanddust on Sat, Jun 14, 2008, at 4:43 PM

Just got back from a week in Colorado on vacation. Beautiful country.

Dad had a train collection?

-- Posted by Chris&Jeremy'sDad on Sun, Jun 15, 2008, at 1:24 PM

welcome home c&j's dad.

i miss "the duke", but he still remains in so much around here and in my heart. i could still use his wisdom though, on a daily basis. he was so truthful and honorable, and the first man i ever loved.

sure, dad had a train collection...you know, he kept it at latta! he couldn't bring it home, cause it might have gotten lost among the salt & peppers.

happy father's day!

-- Posted by outnumbered on Sun, Jun 15, 2008, at 8:07 PM

"Don't seem to get many comments anymore on these articles. After studying this for a bit last night, I've decided that I need to write some more controversial pieces about guns, animals, religion, politics and school boards."

Simmons, I checked all the other bloggers-you win the comment count.

-- Posted by hopeanddust on Mon, Jun 16, 2008, at 11:50 AM

h&d: there really should be a way to weed out comments by relatives, though. I know most of my comments have only been made to jack up his total so he doesn't feel bad about not getting that many... just being the good older brother. Maybe count them worth half as much as non-relatives.

I know VA4Lovers also does the same thing, being the loving daughter that she is. And needless to say out#'d and JoniBl do the same as well.

Now that I've thought on this a little more, have you eliminated his own comments, he tends to pad his own stats that way? Pretty sneaky. :-)

-- Posted by Chris&Jeremy'sDad on Mon, Jun 16, 2008, at 4:08 PM

Proof again there is no support like family support.

Simmons is truly a very rich man.

-- Posted by hopeanddust on Mon, Jun 16, 2008, at 8:11 PM

I'm sure glad that all of you pointed this out to everyone. The only reason that I like comments is to read the interesting thoughts of others.

I'm writing one more article that I've been working on for awhile and it should be ready by tonight or tomorrow. I try to edit these pieces to preclude you from being burdened with spelling errors and misused words. That type of presentation is terribly irritating to me and I hate to subject readers to the same laziness and lackadaisical efforts.

-- Posted by simmons on Tue, Jun 17, 2008, at 4:37 AM

Never can tell, just read my next post. We might be related.

-- Posted by simmons on Tue, Jun 17, 2008, at 3:17 PM


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