Did you hear about the lady leaving Pizza Hut with one large pizza and two small children? She put the pizza on the roof of her car to take care of her children and then promptly drove away. Fortunately, passing motorists were able to stop her. “Hey lady, your pizza is on top of your car.”
I was talking to a woman at the post office. Seems they were going to Florida for a vacation. When asked if she was flying or driving, she said, “At this point I could walk.”
I wonder if something could be done with the chuckholes on the highway. I can’t say for certain how deep they are, but I was following a red Honda Civic and I turned away only briefly. The car simply disappeared.
Did you happen to see the Linton Miners hat flopping around in the northbound lane of US 31 this past week?
Couldn’t help but notice the man in the red hooded sweatshirt downtown Linton this past week. He carried a clip board making notes while staring at the curbs for long periods of time.
Nancee Harrison is a past columnist for the Greene County Daily World. Visit www.blondeladywithdarkroots.com or email her at firstname.lastname@example.org.